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Update: from the Hopes4Dopes crew

Greetings friends,

It was touch and go for a while, but I can happily announce that hopes4dopes comics is done restructuring and will soon be resuming its former schedule of tuesdays, thursdays or whenever the hell I feel like. My condolences to the good men and women at hopes4dopes corporate that lost their jobs, and the good janitors that fell in the pitfighting tournament we held for them to fight to the death to cheer up the staff before said firing.

That said, I should let you know that there will be a few changes made to the site. We had to let go a good portion of the Lore department, so any inconsitencies in story arc and general hopes4dopes world lore should be immediately ignored. Second our animation team has gone missing (presumed) and there will be no more animated comics until the rescue team returns from the surrounding Adirondacks with an update on their status. Needless to say the h4d compound has been on lock down for the past month to avoid unintentionally losing any more integral staff members. Un-integral staff members have been safely jettisoned from the compound, rest assured.

One more important change is that our inking team has now replaced the completely diminished custodial team, so hopes4dopes will no longer be brought to you in beautiful full color HD, but our remaining team will be de-coloring any newly drawn comics so you can expect it to be in horrible black and white SD for your viewing pleasure. All is resolved!

Thanks for your understanding and I look forward to once again force feeding you fart joke comics.

-jow

we are awesome

  • me: how do you want your head to explode
  • it just does
  • ?
  • im gonna blow my brains out i think
  • laura: from seeing yours explode
  • me: ok
  • so i'll blow my brains out and your head will explode
  • laura: yes
laura: whats crappening?
me: craptastic
laura: craptacular
me: crap stain
laura: crapulence
me: crap attack
laura: craptard
me: crapture
laura: crap hammer
me: crap nuts
crap talk
just want to point out that this company is using art from metallica’s shitty album ‘st. anger’ (yes i had to also add my dislike for the album, sorry).

just want to point out that this company is using art from metallica’s shitty album ‘st. anger’ (yes i had to also add my dislike for the album, sorry).

Steve: no wonder you’re sucha fuckin weirdo, you played with food turds

Asher: OLOLOLOL!!!!
YO WHAT ARE THOSE
THEYRE SORT OF SCARY
man i wish i knew about these what the fuck!

when asking my friends if they remember the action figures “Food Fighters”.

google it.

aaaaaaand another

aaaaaaand another

ploonk

ploonk

snake? SNAKE?? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

snake? SNAKE?? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Browsershots.org cane up with this as I was checking a site I desgned in IE8. Priceless.

Browsershots.org cane up with this as I was checking a site I desgned in IE8. Priceless.